“Client training room”…..I always wondered what a lot of TV actors did after their shows were cancelled..BTW, Burl; I’ll turn you in and won’t even ask for a reward. Just the thought of you in a holding cell brings a smile to my face.
Who could they be suing? Looks like a Personal Injury Lawyer. I know, that squashed grape Burl sipped on at Crust Foods, should be good for keeping him out of work for a month at least. I once wrote Demand Letters for a PI Atty, the more pitiful the better! :Lets see: Burl’s quality of life has been impacted, due to unrelenting back and hip pain. He no longer can enjoy the things he did before the accident, like mountain climbing, moto-cross and snowmobiling. He is currently under the care of a Chiropractor and will be for 8 weeks. We demand 83,000 in damages.Think we will win?
Oh, cripes! Who do they think they’re going to sue? And for WHAT? Maybe they got thrown out of an all-you-can-eat place for ________________ (fill in the blank, there are any number of possibilities!)
It don’t always have to be about food, either: maybe they’re suing an artist for gross (!!!) misrepresentation of one of their kin in those “clown” paintings. Now that’s “gettin’ personal!!”. Fred Flintstone once started a fued among (hillbilly!) kin by remarking on a painting of some homely gal: “I don’t know what the artist got for paintin’ that, but he shoulda got LIFE!!”
Hmmm, couple weeks ago Dale was riding around the block to generate mileage reimbursement with his nephew Tom was it?. Could there be some ‘friendly’ law suits brewing with in the group. Maybe Dale slipped at Burl’s house and vice versa. As long as they have different insurance companies it will work good..How about food poisoning. Perhaps some of the doggie bag food went bad in the in the car after a couple days and they ate it anyway.
finale over 10 years ago
“Client training room”…..I always wondered what a lot of TV actors did after their shows were cancelled..BTW, Burl; I’ll turn you in and won’t even ask for a reward. Just the thought of you in a holding cell brings a smile to my face.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Who could they be suing? Looks like a Personal Injury Lawyer. I know, that squashed grape Burl sipped on at Crust Foods, should be good for keeping him out of work for a month at least. I once wrote Demand Letters for a PI Atty, the more pitiful the better! :Lets see: Burl’s quality of life has been impacted, due to unrelenting back and hip pain. He no longer can enjoy the things he did before the accident, like mountain climbing, moto-cross and snowmobiling. He is currently under the care of a Chiropractor and will be for 8 weeks. We demand 83,000 in damages.Think we will win?
Laura Gildwarg over 10 years ago
Oh, cripes! Who do they think they’re going to sue? And for WHAT? Maybe they got thrown out of an all-you-can-eat place for ________________ (fill in the blank, there are any number of possibilities!)
loveslife over 10 years ago
I can’t see them dishing out any amount for a good lawyer.
I assume charging by the quarter hr. is more costly? Lets see.. 135.00 per hr. verses 60.00 per quarter…. Sounds good to me, lets get started.
I was thinking he slipped in the bathroom at the buffet. He couldn’t see the toilet and missed.. Well you know the rest of the story….
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
It don’t always have to be about food, either: maybe they’re suing an artist for gross (!!!) misrepresentation of one of their kin in those “clown” paintings. Now that’s “gettin’ personal!!”. Fred Flintstone once started a fued among (hillbilly!) kin by remarking on a painting of some homely gal: “I don’t know what the artist got for paintin’ that, but he shoulda got LIFE!!”
shamest Premium Member over 10 years ago
what in the world could they be suing. Oh yeah it is the rest of the worlds fault they are fat, stupid, lazy, and have poor hygiene habits.
imnormal over 10 years ago
Hmmm, couple weeks ago Dale was riding around the block to generate mileage reimbursement with his nephew Tom was it?. Could there be some ‘friendly’ law suits brewing with in the group. Maybe Dale slipped at Burl’s house and vice versa. As long as they have different insurance companies it will work good..How about food poisoning. Perhaps some of the doggie bag food went bad in the in the car after a couple days and they ate it anyway.
InTraining over 10 years ago
Love their lawyer… coffee in one hand …calculator in the other…. $ ! $ ! $