‘How does it stay in?’??? Huh? I guess she expects it to be wrapped in silver foil and inserted like a . . . uh . . . Nevermind. BRAIN BLEACH, PLEASE! I’ve grossed MYSELF out! GAH!!!!!
Or we could just go to the local Vet and get one of those ID capsules they put in dogs and cats. Could be useful for the denizens of Alzheimer’s wards. The first time I saw one of those “Missing Elderly” signs it also had a car ID with it. I thought it was strange that the great state of Texas would be so concerned about the theft of an old Chevy.The chip for the Pennys wouldn’t have to be very big.
Maybe they’ll be given a chip that sets off an alarm when they get in the parking lot so the dr.’s can lock the doors.
Roomers about implanting chips in us has been around for years , It is for the government to keep up with us.. Well it never happened. We just follow like lost sheep anyway.
BB with gin? Does not sound appetizing – I already seldom drink gin (only sometimes when he’s not around, because he doesn’t care for the taste); fortunately, I enjoy the things he drinks too. One reason I drank gin is that it has few calories for the taste, but I had one of my pizzas (that I finally made yesterday) and my weight is down one from yesterday (106). I haven’t had breakfast yet, but I picked some oranges around 6 and ate 3 tiny and one regular.
I agree with Loves, that if they are chipped, the doctors would include a notification.
And if they’re really smart, they will sell sensors to all the Penny’s favorite hangouts (dollar stores and all-you-can-eat buffets).
If they did this on the Penny’s, how would they ever find it again, so much blubber that keeps on growing. Would be like inserting a chip into the Blob with Steve McQueen.
Guess they reckon that the first big barnbuster would send it tearing out one pants leg and bouncing down the street: Annnnnnnnnd it’s Gooooooooone!!!!!
Laura Gildwarg over 10 years ago
‘How does it stay in?’??? Huh? I guess she expects it to be wrapped in silver foil and inserted like a . . . uh . . . Nevermind. BRAIN BLEACH, PLEASE! I’ve grossed MYSELF out! GAH!!!!!
mikie2 over 10 years ago
Or we could just go to the local Vet and get one of those ID capsules they put in dogs and cats. Could be useful for the denizens of Alzheimer’s wards. The first time I saw one of those “Missing Elderly” signs it also had a car ID with it. I thought it was strange that the great state of Texas would be so concerned about the theft of an old Chevy.The chip for the Pennys wouldn’t have to be very big.
Barker62 over 10 years ago
I like the branding and eartag idea myself. They can even get different colored tags with numbers if they desire……..
loveslife over 10 years ago
Maybe they’ll be given a chip that sets off an alarm when they get in the parking lot so the dr.’s can lock the doors.
Roomers about implanting chips in us has been around for years , It is for the government to keep up with us.. Well it never happened. We just follow like lost sheep anyway.
emjaycee over 10 years ago
On a side note, I misread the TV screen as “Gone With the Mind.”
timrinaldo over 10 years ago
“Wind” – “waste” – very gastro-scato today.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
Actually, the movie title prompted her question.
(Think about it, but not too much.)
vldazzle over 10 years ago
BB with gin? Does not sound appetizing – I already seldom drink gin (only sometimes when he’s not around, because he doesn’t care for the taste); fortunately, I enjoy the things he drinks too. One reason I drank gin is that it has few calories for the taste, but I had one of my pizzas (that I finally made yesterday) and my weight is down one from yesterday (106). I haven’t had breakfast yet, but I picked some oranges around 6 and ate 3 tiny and one regular.
I agree with Loves, that if they are chipped, the doctors would include a notification.
And if they’re really smart, they will sell sensors to all the Penny’s favorite hangouts (dollar stores and all-you-can-eat buffets).
imnormal over 10 years ago
If they did this on the Penny’s, how would they ever find it again, so much blubber that keeps on growing. Would be like inserting a chip into the Blob with Steve McQueen.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
Guess they reckon that the first big barnbuster would send it tearing out one pants leg and bouncing down the street: Annnnnnnnnd it’s Gooooooooone!!!!!