I think this one’s another repeat, I remember this from a year or so ago. It’s just as funny this time round, since Burl’s idiocy and self-importance never cease to amuse me! LOL! If Burl finds a dentist who agrees with him then it’ll only be because he WANTS Burl’s teeth to fall out so he can sell him dentures or implants!
I wonder if Burl has found either a cardiologist or an endocrinologist who know what they are doing enough to not recommend that he lose weight and quit eating HoHo’s.Purple, you’re right, managed properly, the Pennys could be a sizeable revenue stream.
Dental topics are painful to me (I spent much of my childhood in that chair and had full caps when I graduated HS). My teeth were a medical mystery to doc and dentist in the day. Now that I have none, my holistic doctor found me lacking particularly in magnesium. I now take an ounce twice a day and oil myself with it after bath.
I printed this for dentist who did my latest upper – me in center HS yearbook and the gals of my family with nice natural teeth.
Desperados Singles Club! Good luck Verl, you’ll need it. Nestle tour, I know just where they are heading, not far from Crustwood, only about 35 miles from Abe’s candy Store they frequent.
Yes Burl, find one who’s especially versed in super adhesives so he can prescribe (remember your plan’s gotta pony up for this!!!) some super glue you can carry around with you all the time to glue each tooth back in after it falls out. And remember to not put it back in backwards or upside down!! Snicker! SNICKER!!
This reminds me of a story my F-I-L told me about his years as a lawyer. His firm had a client that owned a large and very aggressive oil company. One time “Chief” (my F-I-L) told him he couldn’t do something and that that he was trying to keep the client out of trouble. His response was that he paid a lot of money not to keep out of trouble but to get out of trouble. The profit margin outside the boundary was more than enough to make up the difference. Years later—giggle, giggle—he did serve some time in a Federal prison.
Laura Gildwarg over 10 years ago
I think this one’s another repeat, I remember this from a year or so ago. It’s just as funny this time round, since Burl’s idiocy and self-importance never cease to amuse me! LOL! If Burl finds a dentist who agrees with him then it’ll only be because he WANTS Burl’s teeth to fall out so he can sell him dentures or implants!
leakysqueaky712 over 10 years ago
I don’t believe these people even go to a dentist.I also thought that teeth were optional in Crustwood.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Just don’t go to Dr. Ledbetter, trust me on this….
mikie2 over 10 years ago
I wonder if Burl has found either a cardiologist or an endocrinologist who know what they are doing enough to not recommend that he lose weight and quit eating HoHo’s.Purple, you’re right, managed properly, the Pennys could be a sizeable revenue stream.
Laura Gildwarg over 10 years ago
BTW, where’s our Susan Sunshine? Hey, girlfriend! I miss your hilarious observations here!
vldazzle over 10 years ago
Dental topics are painful to me (I spent much of my childhood in that chair and had full caps when I graduated HS). My teeth were a medical mystery to doc and dentist in the day. Now that I have none, my holistic doctor found me lacking particularly in magnesium. I now take an ounce twice a day and oil myself with it after bath.
I printed this for dentist who did my latest upper – me in center HS yearbook and the gals of my family with nice natural teeth.
imnormal over 10 years ago
Desperados Singles Club! Good luck Verl, you’ll need it. Nestle tour, I know just where they are heading, not far from Crustwood, only about 35 miles from Abe’s candy Store they frequent.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yes Burl, find one who’s especially versed in super adhesives so he can prescribe (remember your plan’s gotta pony up for this!!!) some super glue you can carry around with you all the time to glue each tooth back in after it falls out. And remember to not put it back in backwards or upside down!! Snicker! SNICKER!!
finale over 10 years ago
“Tell you what. I’ll ask my lawyer. If he tells me to do it; I’ll get a new lawyer.”.G. Marx
shamest Premium Member over 10 years ago
OMG you idiot
mikie2 over 10 years ago
This reminds me of a story my F-I-L told me about his years as a lawyer. His firm had a client that owned a large and very aggressive oil company. One time “Chief” (my F-I-L) told him he couldn’t do something and that that he was trying to keep the client out of trouble. His response was that he paid a lot of money not to keep out of trouble but to get out of trouble. The profit margin outside the boundary was more than enough to make up the difference. Years later—giggle, giggle—he did serve some time in a Federal prison.