Trump’s phone answering machine has the message: “Hello, this it Donald Trump. How can I screw you today? Leave your name and number and I’ll send my storm troopers right away. Have a nice day!”.
I hate the telephone. Back in the day, I got an answering machine and did the old “Hello? …. Ha! Fooled you, you’re talking to a machine!” deal. All my messages were curse words from my mother.
seattlesince57 over 4 years ago
Hey I found it.. bagel from a few days ago..
Shirl Summ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Find It was difficult this morning. :-)
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Trump’s phone answering machine has the message: “Hello, this it Donald Trump. How can I screw you today? Leave your name and number and I’ll send my storm troopers right away. Have a nice day!”.
InTraining Premium Member over 4 years ago
Jerry is eyeing the last slice of pizza….!
tcayer over 4 years ago
I hate the telephone. Back in the day, I got an answering machine and did the old “Hello? …. Ha! Fooled you, you’re talking to a machine!” deal. All my messages were curse words from my mother.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 4 years ago
His next call will be to 9-1-1 after they all dive for the last piece at the same time.
jw35532 over 4 years ago
Tucked it in her Verla’s hair
djeisen38 over 4 years ago
Why don’t people keep their political comments out of the comic comments. I really don’t care what anyone thinks about our political candidates.
Donald Heller over 4 years ago
Great hiding place!
seattlesince57 over 4 years ago
“Got me an office, Gold records on the wall”“Leave me a message, Maybe I’ll Call”
“I can’t complain, But sometimes i still do”“Life’s been good to me, so far”
Joe Walsh