Back in the day, a woman went into a Neiman Marcus store in Dallas to buy a mink stole. She couldn’t get it, the salesman said, until the Neiman Marcus label tag was sown on.
“Why isn’t the label already on?”
“We need to know if you want it right side up or upside down?”
“Why would I want it upside down?”
“So that when the stole is draped over a chair, the Neiman Marcus name will be right side up.”
Shirl Summ Premium Member over 2 years ago
That’s funny, the crown is in 2 different places.
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
The TV goes out, and this they do for entertainment? OK, maybe I expected something sensible, SORRY!
InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago
and the kitchen is now called the Buffet room…?
paranormal over 2 years ago
Salon huh? Joy is going to be a beautician???
SofaKing Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wrong Jerry, EVERYONE knows.
sparklite over 2 years ago
The cloths draped over the chair backs remind me…
Back in the day, a woman went into a Neiman Marcus store in Dallas to buy a mink stole. She couldn’t get it, the salesman said, until the Neiman Marcus label tag was sown on.
“Why isn’t the label already on?”
“We need to know if you want it right side up or upside down?”
“Why would I want it upside down?”
“So that when the stole is draped over a chair, the Neiman Marcus name will be right side up.”
oldsmkysyvr over 2 years ago
Tough choice between Water Closet and The Throne Room.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
find it – the joke