Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for October 08, 2020

A time-traveling gopher? I like it!

Brian, you have a vivid imagination.

One can never have too many “Back To The Future” references.

At least he found light at the end of the tunnel.

The wee tricksey beasties would likely be able to construct a state of the art Delorean for that gopher.

You’d still have to heavily modify it first to time travel. You can’t just take a stock DeLorean and expect it to be able to time travel.

Plus, I’ve heard DeLoreans weren’t exactly as high performance cars as claimed anyway, and not that reliable either.

So Doc Brown the Ground Hog is having a bit of trouble getting to up to 88 miles per hour. Maybe a little lightening up his tail will do it.

For a tunnel to work it needs to be in a circle, and much bigger

How big is that Hadron thing?

Still better than getting caught in “The Time Tunnel.”

Some guardian of the yard you are Sophie. Carmy would have that varmint running for the woods

Good situational awareness Sophie.

Where does one find goggles to fit a gopher?

You would need more than a DeLorean.

Yeah, but it’s a wormhole.