Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for February 22, 2021

Do you think Keebler will pay?

I think Sophie would do it for a package of Vienna Fingers. For a whole crate . . .

Keebler products used to be a vendor stocked item at our grocery store

Now all that stuff is shipped from our warehouse and we stock it on night crew

I wonder if the squirrels got the vendors first, now they’re going big time

This is a dangerous neighborhood. If the cats don’t get you, the squirrels will. The only trustable one is the lake monster.

Woe betide us if the squirrels and the cats ever team up!

I love Vienna Fingers! Squirrel!

I’ve never seen a Keebler in this neighborhood before. What happened, did the cats catch their copyright?

You’d think squirrels would rather kidnap Mr. Peanut.

Who do you squirrels think you are? The cats?

They’re holding him ransom for (switching to Dr. Evil voice) “One MILLION acorns…”

Sorry elf. Keebler has a strict No Ransom policy.

WHO WILL MAKE THE E.L. FUDGE COOKIES NOW?!? D’X

I thought they meant magazines in the ammo sense.

Bwhahahaha! That Keebler elf had better hope the squirrels don’t throw in with the cats…

The cats are a bad influence on the squirrels.

Why would they tie the Elf up? Untie him and let him bake some cookies.

For Vienna Fingers you can have my dozen boxes of National Geographics!

You’ve gone way too far squirrel. You keep messing with the cookie supply and you’re roadkill.