Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for December 15, 2022

in his own mouth

Dougie: “BAK! [With the rest of the pepperoni tree. Duh.]”

Behind the cheese in the refrigerator.

If it’s a dog treat, on top of the fridge. In the fridge with the cheese, if it’s people food.

Narnia

Probably the safest place to hide it would be in a stomach.

BAK I rely on Mom and Dad to locate things like that for me.

Looks like that hinge isn’t going to be able to handle the weight much longer.

If you don’t want your dog to find it, put it where your keep the dog food. Yip yip yip yip yip

Ouch to the paws in the door handle. Yip yip yip yip yip

In Sasquatch’s cave?

Hang on a sec, I get back to you on that.

I usually find pepperoni between two slices of rye bread.