Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for January 08, 2023

Einstein’s Theory of Generally Relative Normality. It’s nothing Special.

Squirrels! You can’t live with them…..

Squirrels prove the statement “You are what you eat” They are nuts! They are tree rat’s. Rats are just smooth tail squirrels. Because of lightning we have lost 2 big oak trees. The squirrels have planted 8 more in 3 years. I won’t live long enough to ever sit in the shade of these trees but I will continue to mow around them so someone else can. It’s all in the bigger plan.

Squirrels are the primary reason that the Rodent Revolution has never taken over the world

This comic typifies the stereotypical prejudices of… SQUIRREL! …Now, what was I saying?

Crazy people make you crazy. I suppose we are all a little crazy, but I draw the line at miniature Yetis and Jumbo shrimp. There has to be a measure of sanity to keep us all safe.

I was going to say, you can’t exactly stop being crazy when you already very much are.

Lancelot Yeti=squirrels of the round table?

“Ok, go get the tea-chest. Who knows the words to “Jerusalem”?

Shades of Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced “bouquet”) She would invite her neighbor over for tea, tell her to sit anywhere and no matter where the poor dear tried to sit she yelled, "Not there!’’ in Keeping Up Appearances

Agents of the Fae? Nicely carved furniture.

Does anyone else have difficulty reading the script for this toon. It usually is fuzzier than most others and often I need to go to the comments section to get adequate definition and resolution sufficient to read. This is the worst strip of my download. Of course, if this is my worst problem…

The text is WAY TOO SMALL. FIX IT PLEASE!