I was literally a babe-in-arms when my parents’ dog leaped up on the kitchen counter and ate five pounds of sausage. According to the story I heard years later, my mom assisted him to whoop it right back up, but I don’t know what her method was. It really was an emergency; the dog was an eight-pound min-Pin.
My Doberman taught me to never leave anything out that might even resemble food. My first beagle expanded that to anything that smelled like food, ever was near food, or ever contained food. No garbage is reachable by any dogs in my home. That beagle would even go into a cupboard and take out a plastic container that once held food just because I was 5 minutes late getting home for her dinner. She prepared her own meals if I wasn’t home on time.
The Dobie ate a pair of knee-high socks that were still in the bag, and I had never worn them. Not even food related, so I have been well trained by my pets through the years. I got the socks back, but decided I didn’t want them anymore. She processed them.
C over 1 year ago
That’ll do it every time
cmxx over 1 year ago
I was literally a babe-in-arms when my parents’ dog leaped up on the kitchen counter and ate five pounds of sausage. According to the story I heard years later, my mom assisted him to whoop it right back up, but I don’t know what her method was. It really was an emergency; the dog was an eight-pound min-Pin.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
Cruelty to animals! The poor thing is suffering! There must be another way!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Have him watch Real Housewives, it’ll work faster.
Willywise52 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Always works for me!
wsr1961 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sigh. Where was today’s comic when we paid the Vet $600+ to charcoal-filter our poison eating husky?
rockyridge1977 over 1 year ago
The drama will make you throw up.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
That’ll do it! And all the other mindless not so reality and game shows. TV= BOOB-TUBE=Dumbing down AMERICA
jcrparris over 1 year ago
That show always made me sick
ladykat over 1 year ago
I know, Kenny, that show (and all shows of its ilk) are enough to make anybody upchuck.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Good call…..
assrdood over 1 year ago
My next dog will be named “Hoover”.
mrsdonaldson over 1 year ago
Hydrogen peroxide. I forget how much, not much I’m sure, but I was told to use that on my little dog when he ate an ant trap.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
My Doberman taught me to never leave anything out that might even resemble food. My first beagle expanded that to anything that smelled like food, ever was near food, or ever contained food. No garbage is reachable by any dogs in my home. That beagle would even go into a cupboard and take out a plastic container that once held food just because I was 5 minutes late getting home for her dinner. She prepared her own meals if I wasn’t home on time.
The Dobie ate a pair of knee-high socks that were still in the bag, and I had never worn them. Not even food related, so I have been well trained by my pets through the years. I got the socks back, but decided I didn’t want them anymore. She processed them.
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
Poor Kenny. Whatever it was he will never go near it again.
bdpoltergeist Premium Member over 1 year ago
this is very harsh, the shelter is suppose to protect them from cruel teatment
Beowulf 406 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh, this one is to good, love it. LOL