Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 22, 1975
Transcript:
Zonker: Hey, Uncle Duke - are you okay? Duke: Yeah, yeah - I just put away too much wine... that singer really disturbed me... Zonker: Uncle Duke, why don't you just lie down for a bit? Duke: My Lord, what is this madness! What am I doing here?? I'm a writer for "Rolling Stone," not a colonialist! You know, if I hadn't blown so many promised articles, I'd go back to "Stone" in a minute! As it is, I'd probably get knifed if I showed up! No, I wouldn't... how could I say that? God, I'm paranoid! What's the matter with me?! Zonker: You've had a big day, Uncle Duke... Duke: In all seriousness, I'll bet they have a contract out on me.