Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 23, 1991

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Man: Excuse me? Miss? What happened to the club? Honey: It was torched. By its owner... Man: What? Why? Honey: For the insurance. Doesn't it make you sick? The only outpost of civility and culture within 500 miles and it's gone! Gone forever! Man: This is terrible. A great loss. Honey: You know what the greatest loss is, sir? My innocence! That's gone forever, too! Man: It happens. Any unexploded beers around? Honey: It took a grease fire to make me a woman.