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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 29, 1999
Transcript:
Honey: What are you doing, sir? Duke: What's it look like? I'm solving my problem! I can't afford to cede Trump the dirty old man vote! I've got a coalition to build! I need some arm candy, lustworthy but plausible! Someone the public can imagine as first lady! Honey: You're calling an escort service, aren't you? Duke: Yeah, hello do you lease?