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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 30, 1999
Transcript:
Duke: Can you believe this, Honey? No one offers long-term escort leases! It's all by the hour! Some service economy! Of course, hiring some ordinary clock-puncher might resonate with working-class voters...no...no, better to go the glamour route! I should be dating some fresh, new face from the adult film industry, say! Honey: Sir, this time I'm really, really, really quitting. Duke: Okay, fine, but I'm still waiting for my ice.