Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 17, 2009

Transcript:

Roland: Brian, as the numbers mount, a disturbing pattern has emerged. Virtually all the confirmed mistresses are nocturnal hospitality workers! Tiger only dates women who sleep during the day! Voice: Hold it, Rollie, you're not saying that... that... Roland: I'm afraid I am, Brian! Voice: There's a vampire angle? Roland: He's one of golf's "immortals," right? YOU decide!