Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 17, 2009
Transcript:
Roland: Brian, as the numbers mount, a disturbing pattern has emerged. Virtually all the confirmed mistresses are nocturnal hospitality workers! Tiger only dates women who sleep during the day! Voice: Hold it, Rollie, you're not saying that... that... Roland: I'm afraid I am, Brian! Voice: There's a vampire angle? Roland: He's one of golf's "immortals," right? YOU decide!
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
Yeah, definitely a giggle factor in there somewhere…
Steve Bartholomew almost 15 years ago
I thought the punch line was that Santa comes but once a year.
Basqueian almost 15 years ago
Well, if it is a choice between a party trying to do something and a party that is trying to do nothing, and is somehow proud of that, I think I’ll take the guys who are at least trying to make things better, rather than sit around on their fat sex scandal ridden butts and whine that they lost the last election
Ravenswing almost 15 years ago
Yeah. The GOP wingnuts are sure good at whining.
YOU guys screwed up the country. YOU guys sunk us into the largest debt in history. YOU guys got us into two wars which you then botched. YOU guys didn’t stop al-Qaeda or nail bin Laden. YOU guys put millions of Americans out of work and hundreds of thousands of American homeowners out on the streets. YOU guys tortured prisoners of war and greenlighted the torture of American POWs by the bad guys. YOUR politicians whined and moaned about abortion, gay marriage and morality while keeping their own mistresses on the side.
What the US really needs the Republicans to do now is get out of the way, sit down and shut up.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Ravenwing The largest debt this country has seen has been since Jan2009. Did the GOP get us into Vietnam and kill 58,000 Americans to end Communism (Ronald Regan ended communism)? Are you saying the GOP forced personal debt up? Are you saying the GOP forced people to renege on their mortgage commitments?Are you saying our brave US soldiers haven’t been tortured for decades?Are you saying that politicians of every stripe aren’t immoral?
Perhaps you are right (no pun intended). We should go to a one party system It worked so well in Eastern Europe.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 15 years ago
@Lewreader: re:the debt, yes, using money authorized for bailing out the banks by GWB.
Do you really think that Sarah Palin would have let the banks fail?
NoBrandName almost 15 years ago
Ronald Reagan ended communism? Oh puleeze!
Sherrie Wright Premium Member almost 15 years ago
It’s all the luck of the draw – whichever party is in office gets to claim the credit and the blame.
Yuseff almost 15 years ago
Ronald Regan ended communism? Has anyone alerted the Chinese???
bradwilliams almost 15 years ago
Vampires are every where!
Mythreesons almost 15 years ago
Come on! Don’t turn fun comic comments into a political rant. However, deep down I have to say I agree with Ravenswing.
crlinder almost 15 years ago
Impeach Obama? On what grounds?
michonasmith Premium Member almost 15 years ago
How did Tiger and vampires evolve into political rants? Good grief!
Herbabee almost 15 years ago
Vat’s in YOUUUUUR Vallet??
mwuh-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa~
IMPEACH OBAMA - because… because… oh, sputter, sputter, cough, ummm. Jssst BECAUSE, OKAY??!
(snark off)
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
Impeach Obama because he is trying to make this a better country? Just as……………
ArtyG almost 15 years ago
Jimmy Carter, the worst president ever, turned me into a Republican. GWB turned me into an independent who is glad Obama won.We need health care with the public option now.
countoftowergrove almost 15 years ago
What’s all this partisan bickering about? Tiger is GT’s topic this week.
pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Meanwhile, back at the cartoon,…
He’s not a vampire! He’s a were-tiger! Hasn’t it been obvious all along?
(As for the politics, a pox on the Dems for letting the socialists in the back door, on the Repubs for letting in the religious nuts, and on the wishy-washy middle for going along with whoever is in charge.)
billdi Premium Member almost 15 years ago
actually it’s kind of sad that the party of Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt has become so irrelevant that its deadend diehards are reduced to pushing their beliefs (or whatever insanity and delusions those are) on a comics comment forum.
you nailed it nicely ravenswing.
ottod Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I like it. A Tiger Wood joke that didn’t write itself.