Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 25, 2010
Transcript:
Wife: Jimmy, how'd the meeting with Warren go? Jim Andrews: Good. I held him off. He wanted us to eradicate some tropical disease. I told him it wasn't going to happen. Wife: Ooh, why not? Are there naming rights? Andrews: Krystal, the diseases already have names. Wife: Make some calls - I want my own disease, honey! Andrews: Note to self: stop marrying for sex.
Yeah, next time marry for money.