Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 25, 2010
Transcript:
Wife: Jimmy, how'd the meeting with Warren go? Jim Andrews: Good. I held him off. He wanted us to eradicate some tropical disease. I told him it wasn't going to happen. Wife: Ooh, why not? Are there naming rights? Andrews: Krystal, the diseases already have names. Wife: Make some calls - I want my own disease, honey! Andrews: Note to self: stop marrying for sex.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 14 years ago
Those billionaires sure do lead a tough life!
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
You can buy it much cheaper in Vegas. Just ask Tiger Woo…Oh, bad example.
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
yeah, when she stops marrying for money.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
I’m sure he can find some way to give her a disease.
Sandfan about 14 years ago
The Krystal Klap?
MiepR about 14 years ago
Dog, that’s bad. Garry, you getting depressed or something?
randgrithr about 14 years ago
You are the Crown of Creation You are the Crown of Creation and you’ve got no place to go.
Soon you’ll attain the stability you strive for in the only way that it’s granted in a place among the fossils of our time.
In loyalty to their kind they cannot tolerate our minds. In loyalty to our kind we cannot tolerate their obstruction.
Life is Change How it differs from the rocks I’ve seen their ways too often for my liking New worlds to gain My life is to survive and be alive for you.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 14 years ago
Attribute your lyrics, man! Crown of Creation by Jefferson Airplane
lewisbower about 14 years ago
RANDGRITHR Yes, do I remember Grace Slick advocating the violent overthrow of our nation? Ahh, yes the loving Left. “Hate the rich!” “Tax the rich!” “They are only a 2% minority, so they should be destroyed by the majority!” or in her words
UP AGAINST THE WALL!Peace Love, & Dope folk. Manson, SLA, and SDS sure showed us how to throw off the Right.
IT’S A NEW DAWN!Hope & Change!
heeyuk about 14 years ago
Someone’s forgotten to take their meds again.
puddleglum1066 about 14 years ago
Lew… I remember those days too. Grace Slick SANG A SONG in which she fantasized overthrowing not the nation, but the powerful elite that ran it. While she was singing, the elite was using clubs, firehoses and guns on people who were gathering peacefully (according to their rights as guaranteed in the first amendment) to demand that the elite follow the laws and the Constitution.
Perchance are you familiar with the psychological phenomenon known as “elite panic”? It pretty much describes the current situation.
Frankr about 14 years ago
Thank you packratJohn
corzak about 14 years ago
Lewreader, the 1960’s are over. Have been, for almost half a century now.
cleokaya about 14 years ago
If one is married it sure pays to have the love of sex in common with one’s mate. Yeehaw!!!
RenoMike about 14 years ago
PACKRATJOHN: Thank you for trying to teach good manners to somebody who thinks we have no memory.
babka Premium Member about 14 years ago
thanks heeyuk!
I’m surprised Krystal can even find it under the voluminous folds of Jimmy’s martini-belly.
“she works hard for the money”
FriscoLou about 14 years ago
Why did someone have to mention the Airplane?
Spaghettus1 about 14 years ago
ahh, Lew, your arguments are maddening. Could you please explain how we will “destroy” anyone by asking for what amounts to pocket change? The rich remained rich when rates were 70-80-90%. The raise being discussed is a minor inconvenience, not an actual threat to their wealth.
The fact that this 2% minority has been thus far able to deny those who wish to let their sweet rate expire is a clear demonstration that they have way too much power already. Tens of thousands of gullible voters can be swayed by political adds paid for by a single uber-wealthy man. How does that square with “one man, one vote?”
The poor don’t have fleets of trucks wearing out the roads we all pay for. The poor don’t have millions of dollars worth of business and personal property that need police, fire and homeland security protection. The poor don’t need educated workers ready for hire. The poor don’t have investments that need the oversight of the SEC and others. A wealthy business man actually gets more services from the government than an unwed single mom on foodstamps. And that’s before we even start talking about corporate welfare, no-bid contracts and the like.
Dragoncat about 14 years ago
If those two don’t remind me of Archie & Edith Bunker…
Nemesys about 14 years ago
Today’s strip is totally unrealistic. Why is Jim mixing a martini with the single malt from earlier in the day? I hope he had the sense to at least make it a vodka martini, because if he’s mixing gin with whiskey he’s likely to get sick.
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
With apologies to Jeff Air but everyday we quippers prove man is the CLOWN of creation.
pirate227 about 14 years ago
Yeah, next time marry for money.