Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 05, 2010

Transcript:

Jeff: My little horse must think it queer... to stop without a Talib near! Man: On behalf of all Afhgan people related to me, I accept this token of respect! Jeff: Enjoy, dude! Citizens of Afghanistan! You! Me! BFFs! Voices: Long live Sorkh Razil! Jeff: Give him two ducks and marry his sister! Man: Now that's justice! So wise for one so young and virile! Voices: Look at him fling that headless goat carcass! Sorkh Razil brings it! Jeff: Five cups of tea? You do me an honor, Governor! Man: You are family now! Jeff: I told you - no dancing boys! You people are sick! Man: (He's displeased - bring us someone slightly older!) The Red Rascal - generous patron... trusted champion of the common folk... arbiter of local disputes... expert at Afghan games... and sensitive to all Afghan customs! Well, almost all Afghan customs.