Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 05, 2010
Transcript:
Jeff: My little horse must think it queer... to stop without a Talib near! Man: On behalf of all Afhgan people related to me, I accept this token of respect! Jeff: Enjoy, dude! Citizens of Afghanistan! You! Me! BFFs! Voices: Long live Sorkh Razil! Jeff: Give him two ducks and marry his sister! Man: Now that's justice! So wise for one so young and virile! Voices: Look at him fling that headless goat carcass! Sorkh Razil brings it! Jeff: Five cups of tea? You do me an honor, Governor! Man: You are family now! Jeff: I told you - no dancing boys! You people are sick! Man: (He's displeased - bring us someone slightly older!) The Red Rascal - generous patron... trusted champion of the common folk... arbiter of local disputes... expert at Afghan games... and sensitive to all Afghan customs! Well, almost all Afghan customs.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
And more female.
ransomdstone almost 14 years ago
Ouch! What ever happened to Robert Frost?
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
He is buried behind the Old Church in Bennington Vermont. Oh, you probably didn’t mean “literally”.
Commentator almost 14 years ago
Pretty nasty put-down by Trudeau… I wonder where he got the idea male pedophilia is part of Afghan culture. They were sure upset about the Kite Runner. I thought Trudeau was a sensitive liberal respectful of other cultures.
tregare1949 almost 14 years ago
Wasn’t there something in one of the Wikileaks documents from last week about “dancing boys”?
I’d wager that few under the age of fifty even noticed the Frost reference.
michlusa almost 14 years ago
Hey, even sensitive liberals have their limits: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/dancingboys/
Budmania almost 14 years ago
Actually, that IS Afghan culture…
babka Premium Member almost 14 years ago
yo - this is a fantasy in the mind of a young, dangerous Walter Mitty.
Bennington…..my alma mater…..(sigh)….and miles to go before I sleep.
IncognitoPenguin almost 14 years ago
Ransom - Although in this case you wouldn’t want to take the road less traveled cuz it’s probably mined..
crlinder almost 14 years ago
Incognito,
I think you probably wouldn’t want to take the road most traveled either and for the same reason. Better to head out in the open country.
RinaFarina almost 14 years ago
@Commentator; I don’t see this as a put-down of Afghan culture. I think it’s meant to be a satire of what people think Afghan culture is.
For example, do you think that in rendering judgement on two men who had had a quarrel, a judge would likely tell one man to marry the other’s sister? But it shows how we expect the Afghanis to treat women as property.
This cartoon shows all the stereotypes that GT could find. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to find that they weren’t true, or not the way we see it.
FriscoLou almost 14 years ago
First Wikileaks and now Doonesbury releasing sensitive poop on our Afghan allies. The warlords will never trust us now.
What’s worse, a gay crusader hitting on your dancing boys, or catching an infidel in the sack with your wife?
Alabama Al almost 14 years ago
Last seen, Jeff had just informed his boss that he promised a $50,000,000 “gift” to the Afghan president. Let me guess: Jeff is now having end-of-life delusions, like the character Travis Bickle had at the conclusion of the movie “Taxi Driver” (1976).
tcolkett almost 14 years ago
shork razil???
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
“Marry his sister? I’d rather give him all of my ducks.”
T Gabriel Premium Member almost 14 years ago
So. Let me get this unfuzzulated for my ownself. Commentator says among other things that liberals are sensitive to other cultures. Implication there of course is that the opposite, in this case unliberals, are not sensitive to other cultures. It looks like that notion could be a source of many of our problems. It is like an old Navy Chief I once knew who was against our aid to the suffering in Africa. His impeccable logic saw it this way: If you help to keep the children of these societies from starving to death as children then they will grow up and have more children with a larger chance of starving to death. The upshot of his lesson is that we don’t need to understand other cultures we just need to turn our backs on human suffering. Or, if you get your butt into a fight between two brothers because you want some other relative to not stop your ready access to shipping lanes in the Malacca Straits and have no clue about the culture of either brother you are liable to have your hat handed to you. Again, we don’t need to understand other cultures, we just need to try to force them to be more like us. Being a sensitive liberal and wanting to understand other cultures is such a quaint idea, isn’t it? You, Commentator, would much rather just go in and have your hat handed to you, right? Right? Of course you would. You and the rest of your similarly positioned particles of vermin dung.
Spyderred almost 14 years ago
Wow, legacy, all spun up over a comment about a cartoon. Sit for a while in a quiet place, drink a glass of water, and be still in your soul.
jeanne1212 almost 14 years ago
Over the years I have been very aware that GT does his homework.
And.. he reports on his homework with his tongue tucked in his cheek.
It’s a COMIC strip, guys. Golly, I am glad you guys don’t work in MY office! Except I’m not so sure about “Ted”….
tcambeul almost 14 years ago
troodough is a frog, nuff said!!!
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Frogs are my best friend, and Trudeau especially! :-D
“What ever happened to Robert Frost?”
Thirdguy said, about 13 hours ago He is buried behind the Old Church in Bennington Vermont. Oh, you probably didn’t mean “literally”.
LOL! Good one.
phdtogo almost 14 years ago
@legacyshooter “You and the rest of your similarly positioned particles of vermin dung.”
My, My, my, didn’t take your meds today? My family lived in your liberal Nirvana aka the workers or proletariat paradise. It was called the Soviet Union and thanks to our recent slate of presidents Bush I, Clinton, Bush II and Obama (particularly the latest Marxist incarnation, BHO) coming to a theatre near you soon. Learn to enjoy vermin dung; it may be the only source of food available in the camps.
phdtogo almost 14 years ago
Legacyshooter…. of course you realize that tepid revolutionaries like yourself are usualy the first to fall under the tank treads, die in the camps or, if fortunate, to take a bullet in the brain. You piece of neo-Marxist trash who lives in freedom and privilege. You have no concept of where your ideas lead; your brain is not even capable of surviving on a collective farm.
The bones of millions are buried under your progressive visions.
Ermine Notyours almost 14 years ago
His hosts must have been confused because they thought BFF meant something other than “Best Friends Forever.”
babka Premium Member almost 14 years ago
gee, don’t Combat Vets get any perks? Like respect?
pirate227 almost 14 years ago
“They were sure upset about the Kite Runner.”
I think they were embarrassed by the Kite Runner.
trncobrien Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The first two panels is a paraphrasing of lines from the poem “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” by Robert Frost.
jamner almost 4 years ago
thanks, nice read