Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 12, 2011
Transcript:
Zonker: Then it's settled - you'll accompany me to the royal wedding! Sam: But how will you explain me? I'm just a kid! Zonker: Hmm... good question. We can't say I'm your former nanny. That would sound too creepy, even to the British. I've got it! You can be my ward! Sam: Cool! What's a ward? Zonker: I'm not sure, but it's what Robin is to Batman. Sam: Neato! Wait, aren't they gay?
Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne were the character names of Robin and Batman.