Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 15, 2011
Transcript:
Man: So how long will it take? Duke: Not long. You should have the actual card in a few weeks... in the meantime, you can enterprise some projects - lecture tours, autographed memorabilia, your memoirs, etc. You need an agent. And I know just the guy! Sid: A mass-murderer. And you thought of me. Duke: Okay, I'll owe you one. Happy?
BE THIS GUY about 13 years ago
Just don’t tell His Excellency that Sid is Jewish.
APersonOfInterest about 13 years ago
Remind anyone of another time … like the end of WWII ????
rayannina about 13 years ago
Hey, Sid represented OJ — this should be a breeze for him!
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
Hey Dudes and Dudettes! .There’s hope! Sid’s face didn’t fall. .Trff’s a mass murderer? Meh. Of his own people? Meh..Just mention $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ — {indirectly outta yer great great great great great great grandkids’ pockets via added debt, thank you very much Mr. Ronald Reagan Sir, who tripled the national debt and set in motion the GOPinoid orgasmic BORROW ‘n’ spend spree that lasts [and threatens to keep on lasting (via GOPinoid Rick Perry, next U.S. President) till the Lord comes]} — and and that unfallen face’ll light up like a thermonuclear lightbulb. .Can’t happen? Not three Bushinoids from Texas in so short a time?.Heh heh heh. Wait! I got something stuck in my throat. That’s better. It’s out..Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Gasp. Heh heh heh.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
Prediction: Mr. President Rick Perry Sir’s nickname, among disaffected i-net users, will be Bush III. This moniker will last long after his eight, count ’em, eight years in office with more outsourcing of jobs, and into the history books till the 3rd and 4th generation.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
It’s after 2:00 AM on the Pacific coast, and I awoke because of my GBS (look it up). Thought I’d check Doonesbury. I was expecting to see a negative reply or two against my Rick for Pres prediction. No fish on the hooks. But, since I had my answer prepared in advance, I’ll give it to you anyway:.He’s gonna win because the American people haven’t suffered enough yet. Oh, they will, they will. But not yet enough, to be fully awake, not Pearl-Harbor awake in any case. So, "As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a [Republicans and other voters] returneth to [their] folly (Prov. 26:11) — a THIRD folly from Texas. Pres. Rick Perry by name, Bush III, who will try to stuff more Fed. $$$$$$$$ (read: hot-air money) into his buddies’ mouths in order to stimulate them to e-ship more of YOUR jobs away to India and China. Sorry, but that’s the way I see it. Back to bed. —dtπ
roctor about 13 years ago
There are exceptions to dogma when money crosses the table.
babka Premium Member about 13 years ago
some stood up, applauding, and some sat down arms folded when Zazan got his Oscar.
babka Premium Member about 13 years ago
maybe Sid can get him a gig recording voice-mail announcements.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
Remember, all, that Jesus worked hard all his ministry long to save the Publicans and Sinners. And, praise be, he did manage to save the Sinners.
Sandfan about 13 years ago
I must have missed a series or two. When did Sid develop scruples?
PappyFiddle about 13 years ago
As long as we identify corruption and greed with one and not the other of the two main parties, we will continue to flounder.
APersonOfInterest about 13 years ago
With Tim Pawlenty out of the presidential race, it is now fairly clear that the GOP candidate will either be Mitt Romney or someone who makes George W. Bush look like Tom Paine. Of the three most plausible candidates for the Republican nomination, two are deeply associated with a theocratic strain of Christian fundamentalism known as Dominionism. If you want to understand Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry, understanding Dominionism isn’t optional.
Put simply, Dominionism means that Christians have a God-given right to rule all earthly institutions.
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
NOW he’s wearing a tie! I think he’d be getting that green card sooner if he’d worn it earlier.
Mythreesons about 13 years ago
They are all hoping to get the VP job when Romney gets the nomination. Relatives in TX have had nothing good to say about Perry over the last decade.
Pawyilee about 13 years ago
The proper response is, “They started businesses, got rich and got even.”
Dtroutma about 13 years ago
Just remember if you can sell a product with “Shock and awe” as a motto, PR can make any press,“good press”. Ethics was ventilated out of the box a long time ago.
Varnes about 13 years ago
Can you imagine hearing Michelle Backman’s voice giving the state of the Union Speech? Yow!
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
Can you imagine President Bachmann trying to read a teleprompter? “Uh, Madam President, it’s over there…”*Photos of Bachmann eating a corndog show how well suited she will be to being called Madam.
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
Mr. and Mrs. Bachmann:
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
Candidate Rick Perry is going to eat candidate Michele Bachmann’s corn dog.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
Of interest:………………………I see a fundamental inconsistency between Perry’s concerted opposition to government social programs and his promotion of himself as a Christian politician…. ¶ Christ teaches us to feed the hungry and care for the sick, not to abandon them. Perhaps Gov. Perry hasn’t read that part of the Bible where Christ admonishes us to care for “the least among us.” ………………………Source: Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, “Is Rick Perry as Christian as He Thinks He Is?”. .
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/08/is-rick-perry-as-christian-as-he-thinks-he-is/243616/
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
Anybody ever listen to “Marketplace” on NPR? Just heard on “Marketplace” news that there are “oceans” of cash overbrimming national and multinational banks and other multinational corporations. Not to mention the accounts of superwealthy one percenters. Upshot:.While all the candidates (including Obama) and wannabes are yapping, “jobs jobs jobs”, “Marketplace” reports that all that cash, if going anywhere (and much of it’s going nowhere), is going into “mergers and acquisitions” and NOT, REPEAT NOT, going into hiring or jobs creation or anything close..So what is all this “jobs jobs jobs” jabber meant to accomplish? I would guess: “votes votes votes”..And that’s the beginning, the middle, and the end of the story. At least for years and years and years to come.
FriscoLou about 13 years ago
I had forgotten how vast Duke’s network is. He’s tight with all the lowlifes.
If Pibgorn don’t work for ya, try Redcloth.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
According to this:.http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/08/rick-perry-manly-man/243621/.Mr. Pres. Candidate Rick Perry Sir, must be an arrogant bass turd or at least brass turd. Then, again, it was written by a woman. And by now the DEMob’s robot has to be on the attack, planting such stories. So, go ahead and think I’m gullible, if you want, just not too terribly.
AKHenderson Premium Member about 13 years ago
On the 11th i said this:“Any bets his new employer won’t be Sid Kibbitz?”Technically I wouldn’t have lost that bet (agent <> employer), but I didn’t think even Duke would walk that tightrope.Would Trff consider managing a McFriendly’s?