Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 04, 2011

Transcript:

Mike: Perry's still around? How can he afford it? Rick Perry: Hi, I'm Rick Perry and I'm ready to deal! Some of you may know that as governor, I appointed over 900 of my top donors and their spouses to government posts! That's a lot of job-creatin' for only $17 million in contributions! But I want to do more, and I want to do it now! I'll be pretty busy once I'm president, so I'm ready to move inventory today! For how much? Well, you might expect to pay $5 million and up for a job regulatin' your own industry, but I'm makin' top posts available for the one-time price of $1 million! Don't miss out! Once I'm in the White House, I won't be able to guarantee this low, low pre-election price, so act now! Voice: Bought and paid for by Cronies for Perry. Perry: I'm Rick Perry, and hell, I've approved of this for years!