Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 03, 2012

What is the point of a wedding if you can’t hit on the bridesmaids?

Point taken, Alex.

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LWP – it’s probably not hitting on the bridesmaids that Alex objects to. It’s Uncle Stupidhead hitting on the bridesmaids that she objects to!

I’ll let others speculate on what JJ was going to say.

Hey Zeke, timing is everything!

Every toon in town will be hitting on Drew!

Ujm, are those mountains in the background? Did JJ move to Seattle when I wasn’t paying attention? I’m confused here…

How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a man who lusts for others. The bride & groom have similar mother “issues”.

Alex objects to Uncle Stupidhead’s remaining among the living.

Everybody: aren’t weddings absolutely the best date ever?Score. Gooooooal.

Zeke = wedding crasher.

Drunken bridesmaids are too easy a target.

Maybe I’m missing something, but I would have thought that by now someone as self-centered as JJ would have dumped a total loser like Zeke. Heck, is he still that good in bed?

Drew will most likely be the Maid of Honour.And ironically, it’s the job of the MOH and the Bridesmaids to protect the bride.

J.J. must really love this guy if she can always turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to the way he carries on.

Yes. I know someone who got married at a beach resort on a weekend without telling anyone, including her mother, precisely because she didn’t want the idiotic wedding her mother would have insisted upon.

JJ & husband, spouse or whatever..need to be kidnapped and held until the wedding is over.

Nothing a little elopement couldn’t handle.

If it were your wedding JJ would not be your mother.

Will J.J. ever remove those blinders? (And that’s the kindest way I can put it.)