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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 16, 2012
November 15, 2012
November 17, 2012
Transcript:
Zipper: President King? A word if I may, sir... My buddy and I were wondering if we could get in on the IPO. It sounds very exciting! King: IPO? What are you talking about? Zipper: You know, the rumor about Walden going for-profit. King: What? Who started this rumor? Zipper: I did! So it's firsthand!
If we can’t kick-butt kalashnikov-crazed insurgents in the desert ravines of poverty-stricken Afghanistan, famed as “the graveyard of empires”, how can we ever hope to kick-butt China in an Asian land war on the ground? Nor am I talkin’ ’bout nukes here.