Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 17, 2012
Transcript:
King: You started the for-profit rumor? Zipper: Yes, sir. It was just too big a story to sit on! As the college's only tenured student, I have a responsibility to keep my fellow students in the loop. King: But... but how did you know we were going ahead with it? Zipper: I didn't. Until just now. King: Dear god... Zipper: I can't believe that worked. I saw it on some cop show.
The $23 million where wasted many years ago on Uncle Duke. He was kidnapped and Zonker bought him free.