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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 10, 2012
December 09, 2012
December 11, 2012
Transcript:
Duke: Earl, did you know Trff was plotting a comeback? Earl: No, but don't offer to help... We can't afford some pro bono restoration gig. We're only taking paying clients now! Speaking of which, we've just been asked to rep a new breakaway republic. Interested? Duke: Not the Kurds again... Earl: No, Texas.
Actually Iâm going to have to defend my great State Texas. True, I wasnât born there; I was born in Kansas (Wichita), lived till age two-weeks old then set up home in McAllen and later to San âTone where I lived with my Preacher father and Preacherâs wife Mother till I wa eight years old.
I CLAIM Texas. I LOVE Texas.
Just because itâs been overrun by harmful invasive thorny Bushes, alarmed by âpoitically correctâ-and-crazed-fear-mongers, and driven by wild ignorance-and-superstition fueled Teapartiers is no reason to abandon THE LONE STAR STATE.
Calling all true Texans! Arise! Unite! Shine! Stomp out the invasive species of Bushes! And drown out their cries for secession with, REMEMBER THE ALAMO! And THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS! Un-friend âW.Bushâ and send him packing!
RECALL secessionist Rick Perry and send him packinâ outta State âall tarred ânâ Leghorn-chicken-feathered ânâ ridinâ on a sharp mesquite-wood rail chainsawed rough!
And MOST IMPORTANTLY vote the Texas Teapartiers outta the State legislature, outta the Governorâs Mansion, outta the court system, outta the U.S. House of Representatives and Outta the U.S. Senate.
My fellow Americans, recognize the NEW Great State of Texas!