Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 23, 2012

Good luck with that!

clones are expensive, but it’s worth it, they’re flawless

I don’t want a flawless chick, I need someone more like me!

Sorry, I don’t volunteer for that duty, and a lot of other women have opted out, too.

They will not go peacefully!

The real problem is that the democrats are relatively popular, and the republicans are a bunch of idiots.

Time to party with the Sabine apparently.

Reminds me of The Onion report on the captive breeding program for moderate republicans (I know Honest Man isn’t moderate)http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-breeding-program-aimed-at-keeping-moderate-rep,27371/

bingo.

Look at the polls again. It was ‘single women’ who voted for Santa Claus. Married women went with the ’angry straight well-armed evangelical men.

Do you suppose Clark Kent is really Trudeau?

OMG. Such Rubbish!

Its good news and bad news in democrat reproduction arena. Gay marriage is bad news for Mr. Websters dictionary definition of the word perversion. Its good news because it cleans up the gene pool.

the gop is has factions, the mercenaries and the missionaries. they couldn’t even support their own speaker on a bill. mitch mcconnell even filibuster his own proposal. they are incompetent. no unity. in addition, external groups are fighting each other on influence. rnc, superpacs, pacs, lobbyists, nra, etc…are all spending a lot of money to influence and get special preferential treatment.

You mean like that smoking hot Pelosi ?

Once again, masterkrain puts his finger squarely on the truth. Well said, sir!

Sounds like the “honest man” is advocating a breed of women like the “Stepford Wives” here! Well, at least he is “honest”, right?

You all remind me of a bunch of arm chair cowboys. You try to solve all the worlds problems from the relative safety of your own home. I have ask before, why are Democrats such poor winners that they have to keep rehashing everything? Can’t you just say Hey, we won and go on with your life? Why do you try to destroy anyone who does not agree with you? Sorry to tell you, there are thousands upon thousands of women, Republican women out there. Get over yourselves dudes!

Reagan’s “War on Drugs” was the beginning of the end for the GOP – getting and keeping women high on downers is their only hope.

Oh, I don’t know, I wouldn’t mind if my wife looked like Nancy Pelosi, when she gets to her 70’s… Of course, I don’t make whatever Mr Pelosi makes to keep her looking like that.

And, if they don’t die out, but somehow manage to reproduce, allow some regulated hunting to help thin out the herd.

Oh, I agree! Women would do those guys a world of good!

Those evangelicals kept the Election viable until it reached the Rockies. If not for those evangelicals, Obama would have swept the South and been declared the winner when the polls closed in Texas. Evangelicals held their noses and cast their votes against Obama for Romney, and don’t you forget that! Had Romney chosen another RINO for veep the Evangelicals would not have been able to vote for anyone other than M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E!

“Mr. Andrews, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each Republican man. Now, wouldn’t that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?”“Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the GOP. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious… service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.”“I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Andrews.”

Women are standing in line for men existing in parents basement while listing to talk radio and monitering the 24hr infotainment.

Sort of like "homer-sexualists!!!

Oh, if only there was an honest republican.

Is this THE Jim Andrews who, with John McMeel, found Doonesbury at Yale, and the rest is history? Great guy. But, was Jim a Republican? If not, unfair thing to do to him:)

Migod…you are MY clone! Or I’m yours…It WAS a small phonebooth….

Hoooooold me back…..! Maybe if they learn that all those adjectives don’t make them real men, they’ll have a chance (but I’m not holding my breath for them to learn anything).

Ah, glad the day is, that the nasal sucking of the Reptilians fades into the sunset, like the buffalo and the dodo. The remaining dumb crowd of these Republican Neanderthals faces a shortened future on a reservation…

Soylent Green material, I’m a-thinkin’.

“… tea bagging conservatives, have less fear.”

Teabaggers run on all fear, all the time. Fear is their gasoline.

You have no sense of shame, Calimesa?

I love my wife AND I want the best for her and her lady parts!

Evangelical churches have more women than men in them, if you visited one you would not written such foolishness.

I’m certainly not their type,tried to be understanding once for a few minutes on a date,but then had to leave and laugh my A— off.