Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 01, 2013
May 31, 2013
June 02, 2013
Transcript:
John Boehner: Listen, folks. I've been hearing the word "controversy" far too much... It's not "controversy." It's "scandal!" Members should be using the word "scandal" as often as possible. And "Watergate!" Don't forget "Watergate"-- and "Nixon!" Compare Obama to Nixon regularly! Voice: So put a hold on Hitler and Stalin. John Boehner: No, no, mix it in!
I think both sides are wrong. We do have problems that need solving, right here at home.1—Bring our troops home and actually have a DEFENSE force.2—Stop paying off countries that hate us. They are not the mob and we are not that weak.3—Start educating our children in the way that they can learn to think and solve problems. 4—Find ways to provide Universal Health Care without punishing the poor. And let Congress participate just like everyone else.5—Provide for the poor, the disabled, the mentally ill and the dispossessed.6—Provide for the elderly. The way Americans treat there elders is a travesty.7—Last, but not least, come together as a people and unite and rise up against the powers that be. The same powers that love for us to hate one another. Hello neighbor, won’t you be my friend. Can’t we find a way to respect and care about one another?Folks, we will either die hating one another or live loving one another. I prefer to live. How about you?