Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 08, 2014
September 07, 2014
September 09, 2014
Transcript:
Zonker: What's it say, Dad? Is somebody sick? Mr. Harris: No, it's from Duke! He's coming in today! Zonker: Uncle Duke? Why isn't he at his post in China? Mr. Harris: Guess he was relieved... Zonker: Darn! What a time for him to come visiting! Right in the middle of my tanning program! Mr. Harris: But he is your uncle, son. Couldn't you take a few days off? Zonker: Are you kidding? And risk peeling? Mr. Harris: Can't you go on emollients?
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
One has to be dedicated to succeed on the pro tanning circuit.
dtyler99 about 10 years ago
Watch out, George Hamilton. Z is armed with emollients!
pelican47 about 10 years ago
I don’t think that interrupting a tanning program would cause peeling, unless he seriously burns when he gets back into it.
Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago
Which is why he he can’t afford to slack off.
ladykat about 10 years ago
Plus, he is planting his cash crops.
arye uygur about 10 years ago
In what way is Duke Zonk’s uncle?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 10 years ago
Time for toothpicks between the toes, for the detailed tan that the judges will be looking for.
Budmania about 10 years ago
Zonker has a future with skin cancer…
gimmickgenius about 10 years ago
Zonker’s dad looks like current day Sir Paul McCartney.
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
back in the day when Zonker was on the pro-tan circuit. Before he was scared tanless.