Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 08, 2015
Transcript:
Duke: Nicely handled, kid! I appreciate your dropping the charges. Zeke: Well, to be honest, Duke, I'm glad it's behind us. We've been friends too long. Duke: Well? Zeke: Well, what, Duke? Duke: Aren't you going to offer me some of your medication? Zeke: Oh, gosh, where are my manners? What's your pleasure, Duke?
What I find scary is I just realized if Duke was in a brunette wig instead of a blonde he could be my mother! At least how she was when I was growing. She quit smoking when I was 20. She smoked 3-4 packs A DAY! when I was a kid. Red Mores, so they had that long sleeve. She was a waitress, and Duke’s candy striper outfit looks like one of her old uniforms.
Don’t mind me. I’ll just be over here calling the psychiatrist!