Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 09, 2015
June 08, 2015
June 10, 2015
Transcript:
Rick: Amniocentesis? You're worried about amniocentesis? Joanie: Of course I'm worried about it. Tomorrow I have to go in for an absolutely dreadful procedure, following which I stand a 1-in-50 chance of receiving terrible news. Meanwhile, I'm turning into this misshapen blimpo with persistent nausea, premature backache, violent mood swings... Rick: Hmm... sounds like you could use some cheering up! Joanie: ...and a husband who keeps trying to cheer me up. Rick: Hey, give me a chance. I've got some new hand shadows.
If men had to do the childbearing there would have been just Adam, Eve and Cain. That’s it, no more and I know because I am a guy. We guys really missed the bullet on this one. YEA! And now back to drinking beer, watching the Cubs game, sitting on the couch in my underwear and, occasionally, scratching my butt.