Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 16, 2015

Transcript:

Teacher: What is it, Rick? Rick: I think Joanie's having her baby! Right now! Joanie: Unh! Teacher: Hmm... what's the duration of the contractions? Rick: 60 seconds, every two minutes! The book says that's the first stage of labor! Joanie: Gasp! Teacher: Sounds like it. I think the cervix is dilating. Start doing your panting, Joanie! Rick: But it's two weeks early! We haven't even picked a name yet! Joanie: Puff! Puff! Unh! Teacher: Gather round, everyone! Class project! Rick: Joanie? Can you hear me? How about Matthew? Or Floyd? Joanie: Puff! Puff!