Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 16, 2015

How about calling an ambulance?

Whoa, what did I miss from the last ‘toon? Didn’t see this coming…

Should’ve gone with Matthew…

How about “Red”?

Those 2 strips are great – why in the world would GT take the time to edit them out?

Here is a name: Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, “H” is the short version.

Puff Puff Redfern. Puff, for short.

“John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!” Da da da da da da da da.

the sad thing is that “Joanie” is supposed to be the beautiful Jane Pauley. Sorry "bout my late timing on my posts but I am a night owl.

@NeedaChuckle .“Whiittenschlagger came into work and said he father had gotten family name changed. … VON Wittenschalgger”.Did he actually change the location of the “l” or just add the “von”?.(I used to know a Von, worked at Hardees.)

What’s funny is Rick says, “I think Joanie is having HER baby.” I have suggestion for a name, how about, shut up you useless bag of dirt. Can be rather catchy. LOL.

Every Birthing Class teacher’s Dream: She gets to be a Midwife..

What we have here is a learning experience…