Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 10, 2015

Transcript:

Rick: So where are the best grates, Alice? Alice: Well, the safest is #1, Ricky, It's right in front of the D.C. police headquarters. It's dry heat, too, not steam. Rick: Steam heat's a problem? Alice: You kidding? It'll soak you through in two minutes... hey! Why are you writing this down? Rick: Um... Alice, I've explained it to you three times. I'm writing a piece on the homeless. Alice: And you want to know the whole trashy story of how I ended up like this! Rick; Well, no, not if... Alice: It all started at my debutante party...