Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 03, 2015
Transcript:
Marcia: So can you come to my singularity ceremony, Mike? Mike: I wouldn't miss it for the world, Marcia. Marcia: Great. You can't imagine what a relief it's going to be to finally call off the search for the perfect male and get on with my life! I'm a changed woman. In fact, last Friday, I made my last official pass at a married man. Mike: Oh, yeah? Who was that? Marcia: It was you, you jerk. Mike: I was the last? Oh, hey, I'm very flattered.
She should have stuck it out seeing as how Mike and his then bride would end up.