Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 07, 2016
January 06, 2016
January 08, 2016
Transcript:
Duke: Zonk! How's it going, stranger? Long time! Zonker: I saw you this morning at breakfast, Uncle Duke. Duke: That was you?: You look different! Done something with your hair? Zonker: What do you want, Uncle Duke? Duke: Well, I've some bad news, son. The new he? Duke: Strictly on an ability-to-pay basis, of course. Zonker: I'll kill her. Honey: He used his lover's wiles on me, sir.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Winters in Haiti are brutal!
Linguist about 9 years ago
Duke’s lover’s wiles are legendary !
jeffiekins about 9 years ago
What Duke is doing here is pretty much exactly what most “highly selective” colleges (including, and especially, the ivies) do today..They set tuition ridiculously high, expecting that only a small fraction will pay that amount. The problem is that kids who don’t know that racket (i.e., ones who would make them more diverse) are scared off by the high number and don’t apply.
jeffiekins about 9 years ago
Well, that’s ONE of the problems, at least.
mourdac Premium Member about 9 years ago
Haven’t checked my Powerball ticket from last night. I’m going to buy a Scottish royal title with the winnings.
palos about 9 years ago
Probably the harshest words ever spoken by Zonker.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 9 years ago
Nothing to say , Duke is a real S.O.B
dliley about 9 years ago
Honey is a great example of unconditional love. Poor Honey.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 9 years ago
“Heating bill !?Aren’t they in the sub tropics ?”.Have you ever considered how much it would cost to heat up the subtropics?