Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 04, 2016
August 03, 2016
August 05, 2016
Transcript:
Mike: J.J. I watched some of your piece from the wings. I liked it. I think I'm beginning to catch on! And that's not all. You know this stupid haircut you gave me? I'm into it now. JJ: Too bad. You can't keep it. Mike: I can't? JJ: Nope. Makes you look too bitchin'. I couldn't let my women friends come by anymore. I'd only be asking for trouble! Mike: Uh... you would? JJ: Are you kidding? It'd be like keeping a loaded gun around the house!
In a house with no children or otherwise irresponsible people, there’s no problem with loaded guns. They aren’t going to go off on their own, and they’re virtually useless without ammo.