Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 04, 2016
August 03, 2016
August 05, 2016
Transcript:
Mike: J.J. I watched some of your piece from the wings. I liked it. I think I'm beginning to catch on! And that's not all. You know this stupid haircut you gave me? I'm into it now. JJ: Too bad. You can't keep it. Mike: I can't? JJ: Nope. Makes you look too bitchin'. I couldn't let my women friends come by anymore. I'd only be asking for trouble! Mike: Uh... you would? JJ: Are you kidding? It'd be like keeping a loaded gun around the house!
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Mike’s head just grew too big for the hair cut.
wmwiii Premium Member over 8 years ago
Bitchin’ Now there’s a word you don’t hear much any more.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
Doesn’t everybody?
Linguist over 8 years ago
Flattery will get you everywhere !
whiteaj over 8 years ago
… and when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
marshalldoc over 8 years ago
There’s going to be hell to pay when the NRA sees that negative reference to keeping ‘a loaded gun around the house’…
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 8 years ago
J.J.’s reverse psychology is worthy of Tom Sawyer whitewashing the fence.
midaswelby over 8 years ago
In a house with no children or otherwise irresponsible people, there’s no problem with loaded guns. They aren’t going to go off on their own, and they’re virtually useless without ammo.
JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
I think we’re giving the troll way too much attention!
edonline over 8 years ago
Awwww, sweet to see those two so much in love. Too bad most readers know how the relationship turns out.
Kip W over 8 years ago
Behold, class! It’s the famous “Why, some of my best friends are colored!” right out there in the field. Who can tell me what comes next? Now, let’s not all stand up at once!