Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 28, 2016
August 27, 2016
August 29, 2016
Transcript:
Mike: Hmm... Jeb is up in the polls... Finally, some good news! Jake Tapper: Governor Bush? You have 30 seconds to respond to Secretary Clinton. Jeb Bush: Well, Jake, with all due respect to Secretary Clinton, I don't accept the new norm of two percent growth. I believe two percent growth hurts the middle class, which is why I have a plan to achieve four percent growth! Jake Tapper: Secretary Clinton? Hillary Clinton: Well, Jake, we'd all like four percent growth... Kim: Mike? Narrator: Mike's Summer Daydream. Donald Trump: Hey, Crooked Hillary! Need a bathroom break? Disgusting! Kim: Do we want a two-bedroom or three in Vancouver?
Whether Clinton or Trump wins, we’re in for four more years of bitter partisan hatred. I’ll be voting for Gary Johnson. He’s fiscally conservative, socially tolerant, he’s promised to put both Democrats and Republicans in his cabinet, and he’s the only rational, decent human being in the race. He’s the only hope for bringing this country together.