Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 26, 2016
Transcript:
Jeremy: Mrs. D, I know you were a bit reluctant to go out with me, but once you get to know me, I'm sure we'll hit it off! Lacey: I'm sure we will, too, Jeremy. Jeremy: I mean, I know that I march to a different kettle of fish... and it's true I sometimes don't have both sails in the water, that I don't always play with a full house of cards... but aren't those just tired cliches? Lacey: Very nearly, dear.
How on earth did jeremy actually get this far in life?
He is a total loser to the nth degree.