Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 27, 2016
Transcript:
Jeremy: Uh-oh! I'm out of small talk! Maurice: Enjoy your dinner, madam. Lacey: Oh, Maurice! That looks scrumptious! Jeremy: Not to worry! I brought some clippings, some items of interest! Let's see, where did I put them? Rats, I can't find them! I better go to the men's room and empty my pockets! I'll be right back! Maurice: How nice that madam is starting to date. Lacey: That will be all, Maurice.
For Jeremy’s voice, I imagine Kif, from “Futurama.”