Surfboard waxing industry is dependent on him.
No lawyer wants a surfer on the jury. Unless, of course. his client is a surfer.
Heck, just tell ’em you work for a CHIP officer.
The law is going to surfer, er… suffer here!
Zonker’s a free waxer.
I think just ASKING for a surfing exemption would get you banned from the court and possibly sectioned!
The two best are, know/related to someone in law enforcement OR, a (ex)felon. Bonus points for being related to both.
I had an uncle who was shot in the stomach by an irate employee, and a friend who was kidnapped at gunpoint by a fleeing bank robber. Those two things got me excused from two different cases that involved guns.
George Carlin had it down for avoiding jury duty : just say " I can tell he’s guilty JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM "!!!! lol
Your honor, we the surfer jury find him guilty, and recommend you hang 10.
That doesn’t count Zonker! Sorry! I’m not sure, and I could be wrong, but I think they do give you money for being way from your job.
Just go into the courtroom smelling strongly of weed, and ask how often they give you smoking breaks.
Just tell them you can’t be impartial.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Surfboard waxing industry is dependent on him.
DennisinSeattle almost 5 years ago
No lawyer wants a surfer on the jury. Unless, of course. his client is a surfer.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Heck, just tell ’em you work for a CHIP officer.
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
The law is going to surfer, er… suffer here!
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Zonker’s a free waxer.
Prey almost 5 years ago
I think just ASKING for a surfing exemption would get you banned from the court and possibly sectioned!
Kabana_Bhoy almost 5 years ago
The two best are, know/related to someone in law enforcement OR, a (ex)felon. Bonus points for being related to both.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I had an uncle who was shot in the stomach by an irate employee, and a friend who was kidnapped at gunpoint by a fleeing bank robber. Those two things got me excused from two different cases that involved guns.
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
George Carlin had it down for avoiding jury duty : just say " I can tell he’s guilty JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM "!!!! lol
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Your honor, we the surfer jury find him guilty, and recommend you hang 10.
TerryBardy almost 5 years ago
That doesn’t count Zonker! Sorry! I’m not sure, and I could be wrong, but I think they do give you money for being way from your job.
Sue G almost 5 years ago
Just go into the courtroom smelling strongly of weed, and ask how often they give you smoking breaks.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Just tell them you can’t be impartial.