Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 13, 1997
Transcript:
Ralph: Welcome to the mall! I'm afraid I have to issue you a "holiday spirit violation" A lady was waiting for this parking space, but you cut in front of her and stole it! That didn't show the proper holiday spirit now, did it? Relinquish this space immediately or your car will be towed! Have a nice day! Man: "Holiday spirit violation"??