Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 15, 1997
Transcript:
Steinbauer: Plug in the ani-matronic Santa, Troy! Ralph: Aren't you going a bit overboard with the decorations, Steinbauer? Steinbauer: You're just jealous because I'm going to win the neighborhood lighting contest, and you're not! Ralph: Don't be so sure! My decorations are pretty imaginative, too! Steinbauer: Imaginative?? You've got one string of lights, half of which are burned out! Ralph: Don't forget the festive holiday wreath on my door!