Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 05, 1998
January 03, 1998
January 06, 1998
Transcript:
June: Ralph, I have exciting news! Patrick is going to be performing Shakespeare in his school play! Ralph: Shakespeare?? Isn't that kind of advanced for fourth-graders? June: No, why? Ralph: I always thought Shakespeare was hard to understand! June: You think Garfield is hard to understand!
Well, if he were any brighter, do you think he’d have married you?