Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 06, 1998

Transcript:

June: How are your rehearsals coming for Macbeth, Patrick? Patrick: Dad is revising the script. June: Revising Shakespeare?? Ralph: I considered some of the language to be inappropriate. I'm just making a few minor changes. No one will notice! OK, Patrick... Try it this way... Patrick: "... For it is a knell that summons thee to heaven or to heck." June: "Heck"? Ralph: If you don't like it, I'll change it to "H-E- double hockey sticks."