Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 23, 2005

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"Honeybunch, where's my fatherly advice sweater?" "It's in the wash." "Sorry, Norm, I cant give you any fatherly advice right now! My official fatherly advice sweater is in the wash!" "Dad, you don't need to wear your sweater everytime you give me fatherly advice. The advice comes from you not the sweater!" "Ok, ok... I'll try. Now what's the problem?" "Well, there's this girl at school, and I'd like to get to know her, but I'm kind of shy." "Son, here's my advice..." "A bird in the hand gathers no moss, but never look a rolling stone in the mouth!" "When will that sweater be ready?!"