Clerk: Ha! Hey, Leo! Checkout the birthday card this guy bought!
Ralph: Now I know why it's called a "checkout" line!
Clerk: Hey, what's this? Athlete's foot spray? Leo! Check this out!
Could have been worse. I’d bet Athlete’s foot spray is not the first product Mr. Fagan thought of. Would have been a certain preparation, or for a certain balm, to treat certain parts or a specific itch.
Jeff0811 over 13 years ago
Could have been worse. I’d bet Athlete’s foot spray is not the first product Mr. Fagan thought of. Would have been a certain preparation, or for a certain balm, to treat certain parts or a specific itch.
flanders22 over 13 years ago
Just wait until he checks out his DEPENDS.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
“Pss! Price check on Monostat, queen size!”
McGehee over 13 years ago
“Whoops, sorry — I don’t have any cash and I forgot to get my check(book) out.”
Yammo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Funny!! I always feel like I’m being scrutinized for what I buy. Quite a phenomenon…checkout line indeed.
katybissell about 13 years ago
Clark Kent, that’s exactly the kind of thing i’d say!