Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 26, 2012

Perfect Health is just the slowest possible way to die…

Drab, you idiot and liar.

What kind of quack doctor is going to say that Drabble’s health is fine?!

I’m 320+ pounds, eat meat daily, and prefer whole milk to skim.[]My fitness-addicted mom can’t understand why I have a lower body fat percentage than she does (30% vs. 48%). []She also can’t understand how I can pull off the occasional feat of strength despite my being out of shape. []If she’d only ever go back to college like I’ve been wanting her to do, she’d get into a proper gym class with a coach who could actually explain things to her about health and fitness.

The BMI is a farce; it doesn’t account for variances in body type or build, and instead goes off of raw weight and height. Its answers are merely ballparks at best.

I have to see my dr. today for some test results so this is EXACTLY how I’m feeling! Lol Thanks for the laugh

Hey, stick with what works.

“Grease burger” … nice touch.

I go to the VA for my health care. A few years ago, I weighed 195 and was 6’ 2" and was told that I was OBESE! That was the word she used! I told her she was crazy. She said that was what the chart said. I told her that I might believe it after we check hers! You’ve never heard a doctor say “NO” so fast!!!